Brandon Bortoli
Email: kubiak03@hotmail.com
Location: Morristown, NJ
Story: SCARE YOU? ba ba trip bong ski born, how you say, er, you say, how you say....don't get caught stealing from the tap or they'll send their drunken goon
doormen after you. kubiak's working a real job and it sucks my big fat balls. i'm building an animal research facility on a campus for aventis pharmaceuticals, so they can make the drugs that will give us bigger and better buzzes. i'm playing rugby
again, still trying to work off the fat that i got from sittin on my #@* getting
drunk for free every night. that picture of zager's the funniest thing ever. LATER! .......and i come back jammin'!!!

March 2001